So A Woman Gets A Facelift For Her 50th Birthday.

She then decides to go around town asking random people how old she is, most of them got it wrong.

Then she gets on a bus and asks the driver how old she is. The driver says "Lady i'm 82 years old at this point the only way to guess is to feel your chest" she says "okay then go for it."

After a few minutes the man says "50." The woman asks "how did you know?" The man says "you promise you won't get mad?" "I promise."

He says "I was behind you at McDonalds"