A Man Goes To Get A Few Things For His Wife Before Their Party

On his way back from the store a beautiful blonde woman starts flirting with him out of nowhere. Him and his wife haven't been getting along lately and he finds himself flirting back with her, suddenly hooking up with her and finally finding himself the next morning in her apartment naked, Desperate, he shakes her awake and yells "Where's baby powder do you have any baby powder?" She tells him where it is and he gets it, shakes some of it on his hands and runs as fast as he can back to his place. Once he's home his wife is standing there looking mad as all hell, so he explains, "Listen, baby, I'm so sorry I missed your party, I met this beautiful blonde girl and we fucked like rabbits all night long-" When she grabbed his hand and looks at him and says "Don't give me that shit! you've been out bowling all night haven't you?!"