The First Time They Took Their Son To A Nude Beach

the kid became wide eyed when he noticed all the naked ladies. Then he asked why some ladies' boobs were much larger than some other ladies' boobs. Mom, wanting to give a quick answer, said some women were not very smart but had big boobs to compensate.

Then he noticed how some men had large dicks and some had little ones. Mom, again, to get past the subject, said some men were not very smart, but had big dicks to compensate. The kid walks away, satisfied with his new knowledge.

Soon he came running back. "Mom, mom", he yells. "Dad is over there talking to a really dumb woman, and the longer he talks to her, the dumber he gets."