Bernie Is Love. Bernie Is Life...

I was only nine years old I loved Senator Bernie Sanders (D) so much, I owned all the campaign posters and surfed /r/sandersforpresident daily I pray to Bernie every night, thanking him for the dank bud I have been given "Bernie is love", I say, "Bernie is life" My dad hears me and calls me a commie He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bernard I called him a cunt-servitive He slaps me and sends me to my room I am crying now, because Donald Trump is on the television I go into my bed and it is very cold I feel a warmth moving towards me I feel something touch me It's Bernie Sanders! I am so happy He whispers into my ear, "This is my Country" He grabs me with his powerful Jew hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Mr. Sanders He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much, but I do it for Bernie. I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force. I truly feel the Bern now. I want to please the Senator He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his Eco friendly seed. My dad walks in Bernie looks him deep in the eyes and says, "In my view, a corporation is not a person. A corporation does not have First Amendment rights to spend as much money as it wants, without disclosure, on a political campaign. Corporations should not be able to go into their treasuries and spend millions and millions of dollars on a campaign in order to buy elections." Bernie leaves through my window.