The Internet Walks Into A Bar

A young man exclaims:

"Hey, you shouldn't sit here, you should be at work, otherwise Google won't function and Facebook will be out of order!"

The Internet, always grumpy, replies:

"Bartender! Gimme a beer. Who is this fella who cares so much for those two idiots?"

The bartender smiles and says: "You're the Internet, you know everything."

The young guy whispers his IP address in the ear of the Internet.

The Internet, a very shy personality, blushes, whispers something back in the young mans ear, takes his hand and leaves the bar.

The bartender stares at the young man and asks: "Where's your hand? What did she whisper?"

"Happy birthday!"