Three Priest Fly To Pittsburgh (NSFW)

Three Priest; a young priest, a middle aged priest, and an old priest, are flying to Pittsburgh and upon arriving to the airport, they send the youngest priest to the counter to purchase the tickets.

At the counter, there is a young woman with very large breast and she's showing quite a bit of cleavage. The young priest walks up and ask for "Three tickets to Tits-burgh please." Having immediately realized his mistake, the priest runs off, completely embarrassed and explains the situation to the other two.

The middle aged priest says that he'll take care of the tickets and walks up to the counter. He sees the young woman and composes himself before asking, "Can you give me three tickets to Pittsburgh please and can you give me change in dimes and nipples?" Having realized he had made a similar mistake and was equally embarassed, he ran off without getting the tickets and explain the situation to the other two.

The eldest priest laughed, "You young guys, always tempted by the flesh. Let me handle this." With that he went to go purchase the tickets. He approached the counter and could now see what all the fuss was about. However he had no issues purchasing the tickets. As the young woman handed him the tickets and his change he scolded her, "You know, you should be ashamed of dressing that way in front of us priest. Why, when you get to heaven, Saint Finger is going to shake his Peter as you."