A Catholic, Lutheran, And A Jew Are Having Dinner...

They start talking about how much they give for their weekly offerings.

The Lutheran says, "I take $100 out of every paycheck and give it as my offering."

Both other men agree, "Good man, good man."

The Catholic responds, "I take 50% out of all my paychecks and give it as my offering."

Bother other men agree, "Very good man, very good man."

They then turn to the Jew, "How about you?"

The Jew replies, "I take all the money I have and say 'God take everything I got', and throw it up for God, and whatever he doesn't want floats back to me."