A Guy Walks Into A Bar On The Third Floor

in a building in the middle of a city.

He goes and sits next to a man who has clearly been there for a little while, and is very drunk.

After a few beers the drunk drunk guy turns to the man and asks if he wants to see something amazing.

"Sure" the man replied, and followed the drunk to a window in the back of the room, facing an alley and another building.

"The wind pressure is so strong between these two buildings that if you jump out of this window, before you hit the ground you will be brought right back up safetly to this window." says the drunk

"Yeah right, I don't believe you." says the man.

Then the drunk jumped out the window and sure enough right before he hits the ground is brought safetly back to the window.

"Thats amazing!" yells the man and jumps out the window. He hits the ground and dies.

The drunk walks back to the bar, and the bartender looks at him and says "Superman, you are a dick when you're drunk."

Sorry for the long read. But it's an old favorite of mine.