Monday, October 17, 2016

A Joke Meant To Be Told To Someone You Wanna Make Love To... 10% Success Rate.

A curious rabbit escaped from the zoo and into wilderness... It went HOP HOP HOP until it spotted a cow.

Rabbit: What are you? Cow: Do you really wanna know? Rabbit: Yes! Cow: Let's have sex first. --love making-- Cow: I'm a cow.

So it went HOP HOP HOP again until it spotted a chicken. Rabbit: What are you? Chicken: Do you really wanna know? Rabbit: Yes! Chicken: Let's have sex first... --Love Making-- Chicken: I'm a chicken.

And the rabbit went HOP HOP HOP until it ran into a sprukotok...

Girl/Guy you are telling the joke to: What's a sprukotok? You: Do you really wanna know?

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