A Man Buys A Train Ticket From A Women With Large Breasts

He says, "hello, can I have a ticket to Tittsburgh?" He immediately realizes he made a mistake and turns to the man behind him and says, "oh my God I didn't mean to say that."

The man replies, "don't worry, it's a Freudian slip. Happens all the time. If it makes you feel better, I had one myself just the other day. I was at breakfast with my wife and I asked if she could pass me the sugar, but instead it came out as, YOU BITCH YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!"