A Midget With A Speech Impairment

A midget with a speech impairment wants to buy a horse, so he goes to a farm and the farmer takes him to see a beautiful mare. He says to the farmer "can I shee itsh mane? So the farmer lifts him up and the midget says "thatsh a vewwy nishe mane, can I shee itsh earsh??" So the farmer lifts him up and the midget says "vewwy nishe earsh can I see it's mouff???" So again the farmer lift the midget and he says "vewwy nishe mouff, can I see it's twat??" So once more the farmer lifts the midget and inserts him fair in the horses arse. After about a minute he pulls the midget out of the horses arse and the midget wipes the crap off his face and says " maybe I should rephashe that, can I see it run around a little bit!"