Granddad

The little kid sits on his granddad lap while the granddad smokes a sigar. The kid asks " Can i have a drag of your smoke?" and the granddad asks " does your penis touch your anus? " and the kid says " no" The grand dad says " well then you can't" The next day the kid go sits on his granddad lap while the granddad is drinking a beer. The kid asks " can i have a sip of your beer?" and the granddad asks him the same question and the kid says "no". One week go past and the little kid is sitting outside eating cookies and drinking milk the granddad comes and asks him "can i have a cookie?" and the kid asks him "does your penis touch your anus?" and the granddad says " yes" and the kid says " well go fuck yourself" hahaha