Hans Christian Andersen

Gerda goes out to look for missing Kai. She travels far and wide. Until she finally finds him in the Snow Queen's ice palace. Kai is sqatting and putting something together.

"Kai, come back home, our grandmother is waiting"

"Do not bother me, I am spelling a word"

"Kai, come back home, the sun is warm and the birds are singing"

"Leave me alone. If I spell a word, the Snow Queen is going to give me a new pair of ice skates"

"Kai come with me please, the roses in our garden are blooming"

"Quit interrupting me, I am almost, almost done!"

"Kai, what word are you trying to spell?"

"I am trying to spell the word ETERNITY"

"Kai, but you cannot spell ETERNITY with the letters F, U , C and K!"

p.s. is adaptation of old Russian joke :)