Latvia Hero

Man and woman stand at road. No potato. Wait for death. See neighbor and politburo come. Maybe death come early? Neighbor say "Much happy! Hero of people come! Make free!" Man say "Has potatoes?" Neighbor say "Potato? Hear! No need potato!" Politburo say "Better news! Politburo make safe. Politburo find shoot man make murders. Now Latvia safe potato dreams makes!" But same man.
Woman and man still wait. Such is Latvia.