So A Veteran Jungle Explorer Is Having Tea With The Countess

And her friends. He is vividly telling them about his time in Africa. Explorer: I am alone in the middle of the Savannah and suddenly I find myself face to face with the Giant Tanzanian Lion, I pull my rifle and find the barrel empty and the lion goes explorer on all four on the table, imitating the lion with a fierce look" WWWRRRRAAAAWWWRRR...pause* The countess and friends: Go on. What happened next. Explorer: I shat myself. Uncomfortable silence The countess: hrm well you were alone and affraid, it's perfectly... Explorer: No I just shat myself while making that WRAWR sound.