Suprised

A bunch of old guys would sit around playing chess in the park all day. One day a new guy showed up. He was pretty wrinkled and had white hair and he got in a game with one of the old guys. After looking at the new guy for a while, the other guy said, “You know, I just noticed. You’re not wearing glasses, you got your real teeth, you got no hearing aid, you’re in pretty good shape.”

The new guy said, “Well, when I was a kid my parents took me to the doctor and the doctor said that if I wanted to stay in shape I should make love with a woman four times a day. And that’s what I’ve been doing up to this very day.”

“Really? How old are you?”

“Twenty-four.”