A News Reporter Is Given The Task Of Preparing A Report On Goats.

So he decides to travel to countryside. On the way he sees a guy walking with two goats down the road. He decides to interview him. This is how the interview goes. Reporter- what do you feed the goats? Guy- which one, the black one or the white one? Reporter- the black one. Guy- grass normally! Reporter- and the white one? Guy- grass nomally! Reported- how often do you bathe the goats? Guy- which one, the black one or the white one? Reporter- umm, the black one? Guy- weekly. Reporter- and the white one? Guy- weekly. Reporter- when you treat both of them the same why do you keep asking "which one"? Guy- because the black one is mine! Reporter- and the white one? Guy- that is mine too!