A Piece Of String Walks Into A Bar...

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender replies, "I'm sorry sir we don't serve string here, you are going to have to leave."

The piece of string then walks outside and ties his arms and legs around his neck and splits his head into thinner strands. He then heads back into the bar. He walks up to the bartender and say, "One beer please."

The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?"

The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."