Another Duck Walks Into A Bar

A Duck waddled into a bar and sits down on the barstool. The Duck asked the bartender: "Hey barkeep, can I get a bowl of cereal?" The Bartender gave the duck a weird look. "No" he said, "This is a bar, not a supermarket."

The Duck, disappointed, waddled out of the bar.

The next day the bartender was busy cleaning his glasses when the very same Duck waddled back into the bar and plopped himself on a stool.

"Hey barkeep, can I get a bowl of cereal?" He asked.

The bartender exploded in anger and screamed into the Duck's face "Hell no, this is a bar! If you ask me that one more time, I'll nail your damn feet to the barstool!" The Duck flew out of the bar in a hurry.

A day later the bartender was astounded to see the Duck come through the door of his bar and plop himself down on the same barstool.

The duck looked the bartender square in the face and asked "Hey Barkeep, got any nails?"

The bartender gave the duck a questioning look. "No..." he said.

The Duck then replied "well then, how about a bowl of cereal?"