Cut To The Quick!

The post office worker at the main office finds an unstamped, poorly handwritten envelope addressed to God.

He opens it and discovers it's from an elderly lady, distressed because all of her savings of $200 had been stolen. She will be cold and hungry at Easter without divine intervention.

The worker organises the postal workers, who dig deep and come up with $180 to donate. They get the money to the old woman by special courier the same morning.

A week later, the same postal worker recognises the same handwriting on another envelope. He opens it and reads,

"Dear God. Thank you for the $180 for Easter, which would have been so bleak otherwise.

P. S. It was $20 dollars short, but that was probably those thieving buggers at the post office."