Marriage Banter

A man is at a pretty much sold out sports event with all seats taken except the one right beside him.

The guy on his other side inquires about the empty seat. "Oh it was my wife's" says the man. "Ooh what happened, trouble in paradise?" "No, she passed away unfortunately" "Oh I am so sorry. I don't know what to say... Would you not have gotten a family member or one or you and your wife's friends to accompany you...?"

"Nah they're all at the funeral"