Someone Stole My Car ...

I guy walks up to a cop outside a bar and says, "Hey someone stole my car."

The cop asks "where'd you see it last?"

The man responds,"well, it was right here at the end of my key."

The cop laughs and tells him to walk down to the local precinct a couple blocks away. But, before the man walks away, the cop advises, "hey, you probably want to zip up your fly before you get there."

The man looks down, disappointed, and says, "Aw, man. Those thieves got my girl too."