Sunday School (somewhat NSFW)

Little June was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping:

"Tell me, June, who created the universe?"

When June didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted June.

"Very good!" the teacher said and June fell asleep again.

A while later the teacher asked June, once again:

"Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, again, June didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted June and the teacher said,

"Very good! I'm proud of you, June," and she fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked June a third question:

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time June jumped up and shouted,

"IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING AT ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

The teacher smiles and says, "Very good!"