The Magical Apples.

These three guys walk into a bar.When they go to order, the bartender offers them to try these magical apples, that can taste like anything you want; they look at each other. The first man says, " Alright,I'll have a Gin and Tonic" he looks at his friend in disbelief. The Bartender hands him an apple. The man takes a bite, "It just taste like Gin," he said. " Turn in over." the bartender says. "Tonic." the man said delighted. The second man came up "I'll take a Rum and Coke." the bartender hands him one. The bites one side then the other. "Wow its exactly like the drink." The third man looked at his friends "Well if it truly works, ''i'll take pussy." they laughed. the bartender gives it to him. the man smiles as he goes for a bite he goes for a big one then he spits it out " Its taste like shit" he said.
"Turn it around," the bartender laughs.