Best Flight Ever

So i was on this flight once, and the pilot was on the intercom giving us the detail of our flight: the elevation and such. Then he set it down, but he forgot to turn it off, and was heard over the intercom telling the co-pilot "What i really need right now is a blowjob and coffee." One of the stewardesses came rushing down the aisle to go tell the pilot that his mic was still on. Then some guy a few seats behind me shouted "Don't forget the coffee hon!"