Firefighters

One night outside a small town in Southern Ireland, a fire started inside    the  local chemical plant.  In the blink of an eye, it exploded into  massive flames.  The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles  around.   When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas  are in the vault in the centre of the plant. They must be    saved. I'll  give 50,000 Euros to the fire department that brings them out  intact."   But the roaring flames held the fire-fighters off.   Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation  became desperate.  As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out  that the offer was now 100,000 Euros to the fire department who could  save the company's secret files.   From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came  into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer Fire Company  composed mainly of men over the age of 65.   To everyone's amazement,  the little broken-down fire engine roared right past all the sleek  newer engines that were parked outside the plant.  Without even  slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.   Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement and disbelief as the  old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it  back on all sides.  It was a performance and effort never seen before.   Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and  saved the secret formulas.   The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a  superhuman feat he was upping the reward to 200,000 Euros, and walked  over to thank each of the brave fire fighters personally.   The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film,  asking their chief," What are you going to do with all that money?   "Well," said Paddy Murphy, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da foist ting we're gonna do is fix da brakes on dat fecking truck !"