LPT: How To Avoid Calling Overweight Women Pregnant (in An Ice Cream Store)

I used to work at an ice cream store and knew that it would be a touchy situation if I called an overweight woman pregnant. So what I would do is ask "When are you expecting?" As soon as you can tell they are upset instead of excited you follow it up with "To lose all of that weight. When are you expecting to lose all of that weight? Ice cream is a terrible idea"

Awkward situation avoided.