Station Master And A Lady Passenger

A woman was racing to get a train to Bangalore. She came to the station and was hunting down the train. Traveler: (Asked to the station expert) Sir, is this my train? Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it's railroads office's train. Traveler: (Annoyed) That's a decent joke. Try not to act excessively keen. What I implied was, would I be able to take this train to Bangalore? Station Master: No ma'am, you can't! This train is so BIG and you can't take it. Traveler: Its truly amusing! Presently say me, will this train take me to Bangalore? Station Master: NO ma'am. The train can't take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore! The traveler swooned! - See more at