Stoned Monkey

So one day a lizard was walking through the jungle and happens to come across a monkey smoking some weed. "Hey Mr Monkey do you know where I could get a drink of water?" "Yea man there is a stream right over there you can drink all you want" "Okay thank you!" So the lizard made his way to the stream and quenched his thirst and as he does he sees a alligator walking back in the direction of the monkey. The monkey notices the alligator and in a state of disbelief and amazement says: "Wow man! How much did you drink?!"