The Girl Asks Her Father "what's The Difference Between Theory And Reality"?

The father responds "would you fuck a random man for a million dollars"? The daughter replies " well of course"!

Father says "ok go ask your mom the same question".

The girl returns and says "mom said for that much money, definitely".

The father lets out a long sigh, "well sweetheart, here's the difference.. In theory we're millionaires, but in reality I'm living with a couple of whores".