The Lazy Husband

This is a variation of a chinese parable but I also found it funny.

There once was a husband and wife and the husband was very lazy. He was so lazy that he couldn’t even feed himself

One day his wife had to leave town for a few days so she made a big donut and put it around his neck so he could just lean forward and eat it.

When she came back she found that her husband had died due to starvation. He had eaten all the donut in front of him but was too lazy to turn the donut so he could eat the rest.