Three Guys Are Waiting In A Maternity Ward

The nurse walks out of the doors and approaches the first man. "Congratulations Sir, your wife had twins!" she says. The first man says "What a coincidence, I own the Minnesota Twins!"

Twenty minutes later she walks out again and says to the second man, "Your wife had triplets!" The man says' "Wow, I work for triple crown!"

Fifteen minutes later the nurse appears again only to find the third man bawling his eyes out. "What's wrong?" She asks.

"I work for 7-Up!" he wails.