A Singaporean Passenger Said To A Stewardess..

"Hello miss, just want to ask you, who and where is this Kevin Khoo? He seems to be a very busy man. Everyone is looking for him.."

The stewardess is confused by the question and just smiled.

The passanger continued with his heavy singaporean english accent: "You know, Kevin Khoo. Even the Captain is always looking for him.. Kevin Khoo please be seated for take off... Kevin Khoo please return to your station.. Kevin Khoo please disarm all doors.. Kevin Khoo please be seated for landing.. Ayio! He is so busy la!.. Why you all never help him one??"