The Customer Is Always Right

My Favorite Joke To Play On Workers At Stores I Go Into:

(Wednesday Evening Going To Walgreens)

Store Clerk: Hi Welcome to Walgreens, How Are You Today?

Me: Thank God it's Friday

Store Clerk: haha well Today is Wednesday

Me: No Today is Friday, the customer is always right!

Gets them every time, and it's so funny to see their reaction!