Andy Dick, Carlos Mencia And Guy Fieri Are At A Bar

Andy Dick, Carlos Mencia and Guy Fieri are sitting at a bar drinkin' a few brews. Andy Dick says, "Hey we should all try and get in the Guinness Book of World Records!"

To which Carlos Mencia replies, "Yeah, I bet I could get in it for most original person in history."

Guy Fieri then says, "and I bet I could get it for coolest person in history."

Andy Dick raises his beer and proclaims, "and I could get the record for the most unfortunate surname!"

So the three gentlemen make their way to the Guinness head quarters where they are put to the test.

First Guy Fieri goes into the record-recognizer room and walks out with a big smile shouting, "Yes! Yes! I did it! I'm a world record holder!" Next, Carlos Mencia walks in and then five minutes later comes out smiling as well shouting, "Woohoo! I did it, I'm the most original man ever!" Finally Andy Dick walks in and then five minutes later comes out furious and yells, "Who the fuck is Joey Buttafucko?"

Then Carlos Mencia woke up.