Heart To Heart With My Son...

The other day, my teenage son and I were hanging out. He plays on the high school football team. He seemed a little quiet and kind of down. I asked, "What's up?" He turned to me and confided, "Dad, you wanna know what the definition of despair is?" I said, "What?"

He said, "It's when your girlfriend does the splits and your best friend's class ring falls out."