Saturday, April 15, 2017

Panda In A Restaurant

A panda walks into a restaurant, asking for a table for one. The waitress takes him over to his table and he starts to make his order....... "1 bamboo shoot with leaf salad, please". She walks off and within minutes she is placing his fresh food on his table. As the Panda finishes his meal, he stands up, pulls a gun out and shoots the waitress in the head, then walks out casually. 10 minutes later the police are questioning the manager. All he can say is "w..w...well... o... officer.... A pa... pa... pa... panda bear just walked In here a... a... and shot my beautiful waitress in the head. This has scarred my soul!" The police officer turns to the manager and says "Awh is that all?". "What do you mean?" says the manager. "Just check the dictionary for panda". *checks dictionary * Panda. Eats shoots and leafs

I'll show myself the door...

Edit: spelling

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