Widow Killer Text

A guy's employer relocated him to another state.

Arriving there, the guy decides to text his wife. He accidentally texts a woman who had just lost her husband, and the text made her freeze and die of a heart attack.

"Hey babe! I already miss you like crazy. I'm working around and making it all comfy for your arrival next week.

Make sure to be prepared tho, its hot like hell over here!

See you soon!"