A Man Is Driving Along A Windy Mountain Road

A man is driving in his pickup truck down a long and windy mountain road. As he is driving up a particularly steep portion, he sees a young boy sitting by the side of the road sobbing. The man gets out of his truck and asks they boy what's wrong.

"Our car went off the edge" the boy said through his tears. "Everyone but me was killed."

Upon hearing this, the man start to unzip his pants and says "Well boy, today is just not your day."