An Elderly Wife Is On Her Death Bed And Calls Her Husband...

An elderly wife is on her death bed and calls her husband to lean in, and whispers, "I'm sorry, forgive me.. in the chest in the attic is one million two hundred thousand dollars and five cents.. I earned it hooking, while you were busy working your entire life."

The husband is mad, but forgives her, and asks, "but which cheapskate gave you the nickel?"

She replies, "They all did."

Credit goes to u/umm_umm_