Dating A Religious Girl

Friend: "So have you hooked up with her yet?" Me: "No... the thing is she's super religious." Friend: "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score." Me: "I said she's religious, not that she has a boyfriend. Who would be the goalie in this situation???" Friend: "Jesus of course!" Me: "No dude, you can't score against Jesus. Jesus Saves."