Goat In A Fence

*Let's call your buddy/coworker you're ragging on "Joe"

You - "Hey Joe, remember when we went to grab lunch the other day?"

Joe - "Oh, yea."

You to someone else - "So the other day, me and Joe were going to grab lunch and I saw a goat with its head stuck in the fence.. so I pulled over and started fucking the hell out of the goat, then I yelled "Hey Joe! You want some of this?!"And he said "Hell yea!" And ran over and stuck his head in the damn fence."