I Hadn't Been To The Toilet For 9 Days...

so i went to the doctors to see if he could help me out. After a lengthy examination he said,

"I think you might be constipated."

"No shit!" I said.

"Exactly."

Okay, I'm not sure how exactly to finish this joke, or if in fact it actually qualifies as a joke. I guess it was pretty shit to begin with, then ended shit. It's all pretty shit, so what I'm going to do is pass it off as a metaphor... because of all the shit.