[NSFW] There Was A Girl Tied To The Train Tracks...

A group of buddies are gathered together BSing and drinking beers. They run out of beer, so Jim runs out to pick up some more. Several hours later, Jim returns without any beer. "Where the hell where you, Jim?" "You guys will never believe it! On my way to the store, I found a woman tied to the train tracks! I ran over and untied her, and, well, one thing lead to another and we starting having sex. All sorts of positions, it was incredible!" "No kidding! Did you even get a blowjob?" "Nah, I never could find her head."