So A Man Sits Down At A Bar That Has A Huge Jar Full Of Cash On It...

The man calls the bartender and says "Hey, what's the jar for?" The bartender tells the man that the bar has a challenge where if a customer can complete 3 tasks they will take home all the money in the jar, but if they lose, they have to empty their wallet into it. The man sizes up the jar and asks the bartender what the tasks were.

The bartender said " First, you must drink an entire gallon of tequila in less than 5 minutes."

"Second, you must go out into the alley behind the bar where I keep my pet alligator. He has a sore tooth, and you have to pull it out."

"Third, their is a woman in the apartment above the bar who is 83 years old and has never had an orgasm in her life. You would have to give her one."

The man thought for a moment, and with a little liquid confidence told the bartender he would like to try. The man grabbed the tequila and chugged the whole thing in under a minute. After that he hopped up from his stool and stumbled out into the alley, when the rest of the patrons heard the most godawful noise they had ever heard in their life.

After about 10 minutes of noise the man stumbles back in, bloody and bruised, and slurringly says "Okay! So where's the old woman with the sore tooth."