The Farmer And The Scientist

There once was a tornado that was so strong it took away half of a farmers flock of turkeys. The farmer went to the scientist weeping asking what the scientist could do. "Take these beans", the scientist said, "feed them to your turkeys, and tomorrow they will each be as big as a man." The next day was thanksgiving, and the farmer came back to the scientist weeping. "Why are you weeping?", the scientist asked, "The beans didn't work?". "No", said the farmer, "They worked all right. Now I gotta look those turkeys in the eyes when I kill them."