The M1 Walks Into A Bar

[Americans, the M1 is a big road]

The M1 walked into a bar. He goes to the barman and says "Give me a pint". He gets his drink and starts angrily drinking.

In walks the A9. The A9 tries to order a pint. The M1 begins shouting "OI, fuck off. Who do you think you are? I'm the M1, the biggest hardest road in the country, 6 lanes, 2 hard shoulders, I'm not drinking with a shitty A road like you. What do you have 4 lanes? Pathetic, fuck off".

The A9 leaves the bar sheepishly.

Next, in walks the B768, who walks up to the bar and tries to order a drink.

The M1 kicks off again.. "who the fuck are you?! Two lanes? No hard shoulder? I'm not drinking with you, fuck off!"

The B768 walks out sheepishly as the barman watches on worried.

Next, in walks an unnamed road, single lane, dirt track. Hardly even a road at all.

He walks to the bar, orders a drink, sits quietly and drinks up undisturbed.

He eventually leaves. The barman says to the M1 "I thought you were the biggest hardest road in the country? What about that little weedy road? Why didn't you say anything to him?"

The M1 says "Who him?! No chance. He's a fucking cycle path"