Two Parents Are Getting A Divorce...

The judge gets to the point in which custody of their only daughter should be decided, he begins by asking her

"Do you want to live with your daddy?"

she replies, "No, he beats me"

the judge then asks, "Do you want to live with your mommy?"

she replies, "No, she beats me"

finally the judge asks, "who do you want to live with then?"

"The Dallas Cowboys, they don't beat anyone!"