Johnny Comes Home From Church...

Young Johnny came home from church with two black eyes. His mother is appalled and asks him what happened. Johnny explains, "well we all stood up to sing, and the lady in front of me had a wedgie. So I figured I'd pull it out for her, but she turned around and punched me in the eye" His mom not sure what to make of that asks "then how'd you get the other?" "Since she punched me for taking it out, I figured she wanted it there... so I tucked it back in"