An Innocent Rope Walks Into A Bar

An innocent rope walks into a bar nervous and not knowing what to expect. A fight breaks out and the rope is caught in the scuffle. Scared for his life he screams and squirms trying to run but no luck. The cops show up to arrest the brawlers and ask the rope "Son you think your some kind of badass"... With twisted legs and frazzled hair the rope replies "No sir, I'm a frayed knot"